Stupid Random Questions You Don't Have To Answer

If you were a sexual position, what would it be?

Can you literally put your foot in your mouth (or toe to your nose)?

Name the last time you were absolutely certain you were the a-hole and still didn't apologize for it:

How do you keep score?

In which way(s) do you exact revenge?

Which super power would you rather have: Math genius or a Grammatical hawk-eye?

Of the forty or so hours you are paid for, how many of them do you actually work?

How loudly do you laugh when you're alone?

Grant or Gable?

Coffee cans under the porch or in the mattress?

Hot or cold?

Hard or soft?

Right or left?

If you could be anyone in the world, dead or alive, in any era in history, would you choose to be you?

If you could be with anyone in the world, alive or dead, in any era in history, would you choose the one that got away?

What's the best thing you ever did that you didn't get credit for?

Where in the world would you rather be right now and with whom (and, yeah, it can be anyone, alive or dead, etc.)?

It's only Tuesday, but do you already have plans for the weekend?

Well, what are you waiting for?